however
Transaction threshold.
Refue to recognize alleged intellectual authority.
Joseph, Flappy, and McFidget.
Shit saltened, shit sweetened.
Ivory minds bleed.
The banal and the asinine, the internet is a garbage dump of thoughtless opinions, in corners.
The surreal smell of a blow dryer's heated air.
"It's hard, pretending that it's not."
"Don't spend your whole life, waiting for your whole life."
The goal is to say two or more things at once, while only speaking one.
All the forgotten 56k modems.
A kid in a cramped stairwell.
Model of efficiency. 8/3/2008 8:55PM
21 billion pixels of glorious goodness! 8/3/2008 2:31AM
Across the costs; cosmos. 7/29/2008 3:28PM
Car seats. 7/27/2008 8:41PM
Shelf life. 7/21/2008 5:45PM
Cue the clever comments. 7/21/2008 2:44AM
Coffee and tylenol. 7/18/2008 5:15PM
Understand and appreciate every angle. 7/18/2008 2:32AM
Minds that are seriously not working properly. 7/18/2008 2:30AM
Cruise this whole stretch. 7/17/2008 11:56PM
All these little things add up. 7/17/2008 11:22PM
Material misrepresentation. 7/9/2008 5:31PM
What did gimmicks ever get you? 7/9/2008 4:44PM
The looking thing. 7/6/2008 9:10PM
The error spreading spawning. 7/6/2008 2:16PM
How 'bout it. 7/6/2008 1:41PM
The power of loss. 7/6/2008 1:35PM
This may prove problematic. 7/4/2008 8:37PM
Clouds layered the sky. 7/4/2008 8:13PM
A repertoire of websites. 7/3/2008 1:22AM
A box of rain. 7/1/2008 5:16PM
Stalked by luck. 7/1/2008 12:52AM
An endearing insult. 6/24/2008 4:58PM
Excellent example of ecstasy. 6/24/2008 4:08PM
Parisian fashions (and rugs). 6/18/2008 8:25PM
The thing about newspapers. 6/15/2008 9:37PM
Car dealerships at night. 6/15/2008 9:19PM
Why does sugar taste so damn good?! 6/15/2008 9:07PM
Death never tasted so great. 6/13/2008 11:09AM
Struck a cultural nerve. 6/8/2008 3:38AM
Space to spare. 6/6/2008 4:00PM
A watched inbox doesn't e-mail. 6/26/2008 7:45PM
Staving off the inevitable. 6/24/2008 12:38AM
How to turn $2 dollars into $20 dollars:
Buy a cup of coffee instead of paying for a parking pass. 6/19/2008 7:10PM
The nice thing about not having a lot of things. 6/16/2008 3:35AM
I collect cool coffee cups, not crappy ones.
That last c purely for extra alliteration. 6/16/2008 1:27AM
It's very vacant. 6/10/2008 2:53AM
Thoughts, captured. 6/5/2008 10:29PM
Bad form. 6/5/2008 10:12PM
Slavery 2.0: Subversive and paid. 6/5/2008 9:54PM
Everyone's life is a bastion of inevident complexity and fascination. 6/4/2008 5:03PM
Fun mover. 6/2/2008 2:30PM
The reality is more than the words can handle. 11:25PM
Quit fretting 5/31/2008 11:21PM
Recency 5/29/2008 7:08PM
Caffeine afficionado 5/29/2008 7:23PM
Construct 5/29/2008 7:24PM
We make dissimilar judgments. 5/29/2008 5:23PM
Of course that both is and isn't so. 5/26/2008 12:08PM
It began to cease mattering. 5/22/2008 5:42PM
Look in my exeys while you're here 5/19/2008 11:08PM
is dirty
Bellwether all the world and stay the same. 5/17/2008 4:16AM
The antishoe, finally some innovation, sketchers. 5/16/2008 7:55PM
Coffee and cookies are my achilles heel. 5/15/2008 5:15PM
Sunglassless. 5/13/2008 5:01PM
Brand new and already banged up. 5/12/2008 6:49PM
Chucking ducks. 5/9/2008 5:31PM
A select circle.5/3/2008 9:52PM
Page 240, line 17
Without love, everything means nothing. 5/3/2008 12:16AM
This is not license for that. 4/30/2008 2:33AM
12 tracks or less, so you don't overstay your aural welcome. 4/29/2008 3:59PM
The human elegance in the effort to dress. 4/27/2008 3:56PM
I needed to get away from everybody so I went to the mall
Empty air: the contradictory idea of nothing.
This season's 'gap' collection: wrong again.
Even my confessions become attempts to prove I can accomplish something.
Sorright.
Arduous angle
Ardent angle
inalldirectionsatonce, or, IADAO
Thorough expanse threshhold
It's your predisposition, your predilection, your personal preference.
I can't function without knowing who I am.
Software piracy is plaigerism.
It's amazing how bad benign choices can be made to look.
My default is as if I were the President dating Miranda Kerr.
To hell with the self-pity nonsense
More often I operate unaware I'm alive
I find the 3 factors requisite to life fascinating
Makes space feel lush
Vitality
Electric current
Melodies from echoes
Surefire barrier of BS
Sun
Sugar
Sex
Sleep
Symphony
Sinema
Soul
Sympathy
Liquidity cushion, parse fact from fiction.
Dissonance has degrees.
Aneurism, dreaming by.
"The candle is dictating compositions to me." - R. Schumann
Fits
Die Forelle, that funny little trout, cruising around the brook.
"In which case that's ok too."
"The Crisis Dies Down." - Bedrich Smetant
Postlude Postitude.
"New York" I don't think they know what romance is.
There are some things that just aren't credible; SC Johnson as a "family company" is one of them. 4/24/2008 12:17AM
"Messed upsetup'
Making the implied apparent. 4/15/2008 1:27PM
Inconsequentionalism. 4/13/2008 7:58PM
Pay more for less! 4/11/2008 5:25PM
Talking about talking. Thinking about thinking. Thinking about talking. Talking about thinking. 4/11/2008 1:15AM
Incredibly credible! 4/10/2008 3:04PM
Drown your thoughts out. 4/10/2008 2:52PM
The need for passwords represents the fundamental problem with the world. 4/7/2008 5:00PM
Probably moderately. 4/7/2008 1:42PM
As close to burnt toast as possible. 4/7/2008 7:46AM
Save water. 4/5/2008 5:52PM
Conducive to grace. 4/4/2008 4:45PM
It perhaps was, at one point. 4/3/2008 12:30PM
That's precisely what it's like. 4/3/2008 12:08AM
Lightheartedly condescending. 4/2/2008 6:04PM
“I’ll just leave it at my statement.”4/2/2008 3:15PM
Part ways with punctuality. 4/2/2008 8:28AM
Some variant! 4/1/2008 3:05PM
Obviosely 4/1/2008 3:01PM
Mixtape making mood. 4/1/2008 12:08PM
It takes a certain tact 4/1/2008 9:13AM
When the mall shakes. 3/31/2008 5:45PM
Harbored disdain. 3/31/2008 5:01PM
Governmint. 3/31/2008 1:12PM
Connected to the collective. 3/31/2008 12:59PM
In fifth on the freeway it sails 3/31/2008 8:32PM
"Can it you nit!" 3/30/2008 8:57PM
$50 Mail-in-Rebate! 3/30/2008 8:53PM
Thing 1. Thing 2. 3/30/2008 8:52PM
I'm the pealess version of a pot pie. 3/30/2008 8:43PM
Sugar, music, tv, sex. 3/30/3008 3:48PM
Licensed in the pacific ocean. 3/28/2008 10:16PM
A shade of a pear. 3/28/2008 8:28PM
Stuff stuff. 3/28/2008 8:13PM
Institutional heft. 3/25/2008 4:30PM
aHa!
columns, ladders, and waves. 3/23/2008 1:56AM
Federally protected butterfly. 3/22/2008 9:16PM
Huge backwards thought update. 3/15/2008 12:30AM
Foreverago
What a waffle.
Intact.
Information exchange.
"Institute for the development of enhanced visual awareness"
Attempt to maintain some semblance of sanity. 11/29/2007 8:00AM
Shot the shit. 12/12/20087 3:05PM
The hole in my heart is 50K deep. 12/19/2007 9:??PM
Hamantaschen cookie. 12/19/2007 9:50PM
Ain't no way the Patriots won. 12/19/2007 9:39PM
"Daily Grind Restaurant." 12/19/2007 8:27PM
Getting an early start popping the b q. 12/25/2007 9:20PM
Did you reverse engineer it? 12/25/2007 9:14PM
Trippin' on CareBears. 12/25/2007 9:12PM
Artful intellectualism. 1/12/2008 2:06PM
The catapult machine. 1/12/2008 1:34PM
Enthralled by the ether challa. 1/13/2008 1:00PM
It is what it is but as well it isn't. 1/14/2008 8:16AM
A robot your spirit can experience through. 1/14/2008 7:58AM
Making a mockery. 1/15/2008 9:11PM
\Organized by osmosis. 1/15/2008 9:28AM
Update your mind. 1/21/2008 10:55PM
Stargate nick of time dune game. 1/22/2008 9:28PM
Redacted for reasons. 1/23/2008 4:06PM
I'm finally 200! 1/25/2008 10:14PM
Mansion people, probably. 1/25/2008 9:35PM
Shotgun blast to a stop sign. 1/25/2008 7:40AM
Sense and simplicity. 1/25/2008 7:39AM
You are so not near that. 2/01/2008 8:16PM
Absolutely nothing. 2/01/2008 7:51PM
Baths are best. 2/01/2008 7:49PM
Imagination is usually always better. 2/01/2008 6:11PM
The giant endless orgasm. 2/02/2008 3:03PM
Unbreakable beaker. 2/02/2008: 2:46PM
Weighing rating options. 2/04/2008 4:32PM
I do in fact indeed. 2/05/2008 4:20PM
fvelt. 2/06/2008 3:09PM
Aggregation of everything. 2/12/2008 2:02AM
From here on out and heretofore. 2/22/2008 10:23PM
Put to it's full utility. 2/22/2008 1:23PM
It's a kid a day today. 2/22/2008 1:17PM
It outright downright feels right. 2/24/2008 6:53PM
Stylistic stick up. 2/25/2008 8:22PM
Entering Earth's atmosphere. 2/25/2008 7:50PM
Thanksvalenchristmeasternewyear. 2/25/2008 5:48PM
I want water. 2/29/2008 10:45PM
That ship is so shiny. 2/29/2008 9:52PM
"Quotetastic!" 2/29/2008 9:46PM
Reminded by reality. 3/01/2008 2:38AM
Materials, angles, lighting, sounds. 3/06/2008 7:35PM
This is a little beyond you. 3/08/2008 2:24AM
2012 baby, pack your bags! 3/09/2008 7:10PM
I didn't do awesome, I didn't do awful, I didn't do mediocre, I didn't do above average, I didn't do sub-par, I didn't do anything. 3/13/2008 11:52PM
You are a cloud, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Observationalist. Contributist. Consumerist. 3/13/2008 9:30P
I look forward to coffee. 3/10/2008 1:45AM
Outmaneuver
And an image for good measure...
Planting matches. 3/1/2008 12:35AM
Sewing with fire.
Snowing in an airport.
An inherent distrust of things that are biologically easy to prefer. 12/29/2008 3:20AM
Walking up a fountain. 2/28/2008 11:42PM
Vaults and vaults of footage.
Folicated arcades.Page 551
Composing the air.2/25/2008 12:35AM Page 542
Spontaneous movie.
Contagious appreciation.
Up late with cake in 2008. 2/23/2008 2:08AM
girls
These people are fn fast with their wit!
It's been six years and you haven't gone down a single dollar.
Wouldn't it be great if the more you ate the hungrier you got?
The $0.59 cent gift taco.
Under Construction
I have been addicted to the internet as of late. 2/22/2008 2:10AM
Flip off and bank on.
Pillow fights, sleeping bags, and tent forts. 2/14/08 7:56PM
Canonized corona. 2/12/2008 11:50AM
Colloquial amalgam.
"The sacrifice of quality for the sake of convenience."
"I got two words for you: Friggin' monkeys."
The city from the sky. 1/29/08 6:28PM
You mean more than more to me.
Blessing on beauty.1/28/08 8:16AM
When why isnt asked as a question of fascination, but as justification for meaning. 1/28/08 5:44AM
The elevator: Manifestation of american isolation. 1/27/08 7:23PM
It's meant to not mean anything.
Lying down: I can't tell you how nice this feels.
Things to be thankful for.
There's no reason it should if you realize the reason it does is to show you it shouldn't.
Give it a good college try.
No music allowed in court.
Out of your element. 5:50PM
The problem with containing through questioning is, ...
Well parsed!
A shopping cart in court.
Just spinning a rubberband on a pen in an office in Pennsylvania while it's snowing, and talking to you, in California, while on hold.
The truth cannot be trusted. 2/1/08 9:37PM
ill attend to that.
You revolve in my mind like the earth around stars.
Ace pitch.
Deep determine contrive.
Steer clear articulation.
Breather from the unknown.
Surely my stomach can handle that pear.
Doubt in the face of chance and thought of who you are.
Just in case, that. 11:26AM
I wrote my answers on these carrot sticks.
Tack the box onto the wall.
Recruiting different areas of the brain.
Statistifying
Jesus Stature
Foil
Fuzzies
What are your answers? Those 2 dots!
Cheating when you put in the extra dimensions.
Like a rocket!
I'll have to shoot you.
Whoosh!
The question changed but my answer remained the same.
Everyone gets a big stack of hats, free! Square root sign.
Twilight zone.
Find K
Emergency Room.
There's a whole world out there happening while we're in here.
You see that, look at that.
Levels of difficulty in good acts.
Predisposition vs. extra effort.
In-depthy.
Step 1 to dictatorville
George McDaniel | Richard Wilson
"The right side of your world is gonna be gone"
Sound shadow
Narcalepsy spotlights.
Sleep attacks.
Discontinuity
Incongruity
Astonishment a product of conscioiusness not in dreams.
Manifest, latent.
The more deprived, the more craved.
Meridian salient.
I noticed you're good at noticing things.
Train tracks in the sky.
Turbulent
Can you hear that rocket in your soul?
I need a drafting table at the right angle. 1/20/08 3:23PM
A well nurtured infatuation. 1/18/08 7:34PM
Liquor glass chandeliers. 1/18/08 3:20PM
If I was 1 drink less drunk. 1/16/08 7:20PM
all told. motherfucker, sustained! 1/16/08 6:39PM
For definite. 1/11/08 9:11PM
Portable everywhere internet. 01/10/08 7:00PM
Statue of Liberty rocket. 1/8/08 12:50AM
Working backwards through life. 1/6/08 5:31PM
Can hear fuzz when supposedly quiet. 1/6/08 2:50PM
Somewhere in the ring of a tree. 1/2/2008 11:37P
Hardly ever home anymore. 12/26/07 1:20AM
All that cheesecake effects your cognitive function. 12/25/07 9:06PM
The marriage of music and movement. 12/25/07 7:35PM
Bananna mashup. 12/25/07 10:59AM
Brakes are amazing. 12/24/07 1:43PM
I'll register my voice in this chorus. 12/24/07 1:31PM
Donna Lewis is Pluck? 12/24/2007 12:39AM
A problem of perception. 12/24/07 12:25AM
Grapeologist. 12/23/07 7:43PM
Any mispellings you can rest assured are intentional. 12/21/07 10:16AM
Sad because you can't make others happy. 12/20/07 9:56PM
Half the fun is getting it done. 12/20/07 10:33AM
I am words. 12/20/07 9:12AM
I ate air. 12/19/07 9:35PM
This fantasy has gone too far. 12/19/07 8:31PM
Measuring statistical tendencies. 12/19/07 5:50PM
Blanket wireless. 12/19/07 5:48PM
Immune to words. 12/19/07 5:44PM
State it succinctly. 12/18/07 5:59PM
More work than it's worth. 12/18/07 1:26AM
Serious fun. 12/17/07 10:53AM
Perfectly fake. 12/16/07 6:49PM
I'm a walking gradient. 12/15/07 11:57PM
Making the best of bad decisions. 12/14/07 1:12PM
Transient global amnesia. 12/13/07 10:38P
Dense, with moments of elation. 12/13/07 3:33PM
Triple backwards. 12/13/07 3:30PM
Allow me to tell a tale. 12/12/07 4:34PM
Crestfallen is the stock state. 12/10/07 10:45P
Sleep is surreal. 12/10/07 2:23AM
Postcard salespeople. 12/06/07 3:48PM
One they're great, 2, they're awesome, 3 I rule. 1:46A
Simplimatic 12/4/07 8:45P
Sedan curtain. 12/02/07 12:44PM
Samuel Often. 12/1/07 7:12P
Past a certain point. 12/1/07 4:14P
Nonpariel. 11/23/07 12:33P
Acting abstractly towards life. 11/07/07 10:40PM
Time spent thinking about other people thinking about what I'm thinking about. 11/06/07 2:57PM
Untrue, but Touché. 11/6/07 10:12A
Suspended in statis.
It was all a blur.
Connotation.
Amused contempt. 11/4/07 7:43P
Sleep, water, and friends. 11/04/07 01:27AM
Perfect in thought. Non-existent in action. 10/28/07 11:47PM
Self sock puppets would be cool. 10/26/07 9:05P
Amicable's my middle name. 10/26/07 12:55A
"I understand your misunderstanding."
It's true, it's not true.
The Cure, peripherally. 10/24/07 9:50P
Back to my hammock. 10/20/07 3:12P
Spending your life at stoplights. 10/15/07 8:45A
12fl oz. 10/12/07 8:53A
Early morning warm shower.
How do we get out of debt? Throw money at it!
Even if you guess, you can't get to it.
Hell ya
Everything can't be setted.
y - box = box(x - box)
Gaussian Distribution Bell Curve. No reason.
"Cut a window out and kick you inside."
I predict you're thinking of...
Dime store relativism.
Forced thought. Force flow.
What good will blame do when we're here?
You are here.
Disinformation.
Dust Devil conversations.
"qualia"
Periphreal.
Capturing Time.
What does death tell you?
You're as real as me.
Champs 1 Space Team. "Calamity"
Apoplectic.
Resenting, resisting, and requiring change.
As complex as society is, it pales in comparison to the complexity of your simple mind.
Statuses.
One stop shop.
Equidistant.
Dynamics underneath the statistics.
Verging on the absurd.
"I really didn't mean to say such and such when I said so and so."
Fell into this expectation.
Critical thinking.
Cool. Calm. Casual. Collected.
The city is the centre of insanity.
Fucking fascinating!
I don't see any wind. 10/20/07 11:15P
It's true.
Damn that a fine logo.
Sometime between those two dates.
Real Life
Keyboard imagining. 10/19/07 1:10PM
Prophesying to a napkin. 10/16/07 1:29A
That's so your circuit. 10/15/07 3:40P
A++++++++++++ -
"Oh look, I'm living longer."
"That's an extra button press." :|
Allwhat.
y - box = box(x - box)
Circumflex ^
"Flying west is like traveling back in time." 10/5/07 2:30pm EST/11:30am PST EM
Remember that time before we knew each other? 10/5/079:03P EM
Damn dishwasher. 10/5/07 8:43P
Graffiti city heartwarming. Who would do such a thing? 10/1/07 10:42A
Make it like walking without thinking. 9/27/07 11:50P
Coastin'. 9/22/07 5:33P
Impermanancy; and permanancy for that matter. 9/19/07 8:34P
Plain and period. No ifs ands or buts. 9/16/07 11:50P
Fun at fair. 4:08P
Rock pillow fight. 9/12/07 1:22A
Rest on your laurels. 9/11/07 6:57P
A soft sheen of sunlight rest on the blacktop. Green traffic lights lit in an arcing line. 9/11/07 2:17P
Parallels and intersections. 9/6/07 5:35P
A circled zero. 9/5/07 5:18P
How are your feet faring? 9/2/07 7:18P
Pacman shorts. 7:00P
Napkin action. 2:52P
Watch your eyes. 2:18A
Empty vessels. 9/1/07 8:06P
Etiquette tempest.
Room for ridiculousness.
If you like to talk for hours...
It fn figures.
Firepower.
NOTICE: All troubles shall be shot on sight. 9/18/07 5:13P
What sound sounds like. 9/13/07 5:31P
Litterally. 9/8/07 9:32P
Cinnamon rolls smell exceptionally delicious. 8/19/07 5:42P
Hot dogs corn dogs bologna waffles funnel cakes frito pie fried fruit pies pizza fast food and a chocolate covered cherry. 8/19/07 6:10P
The best way to put the mattress industry out of business is to learn to float. 8/16/07 7:15P
Blowing and popping bubbles at the proper volume in a quiet area. 8/16/07 4:48P
You can't say you can't say you can't without saying you can't. 8/15/07 11:23A
Blank this! 8/14/07 9:42P
My dollar store plastic globe's America is disproportionately sized. 8/13/07 1:38P
Is it ok to kill an ant? 8/12/07 7:01P
That's far too close.
Keeping company in freeway traffic.
My special attack is Carson Daly.
Hear the noise, heal the void.
Feel the noise, fill the void.
Quite a bit quicker.
Headlight flash speedtrap warning.
Once saw a bird eat styrofoam.
Papyrus font pisses me off.
Stabbed by sugar.
Responsibility isn't important.
Corner decor.
The embrace and appropriation of darkness.
Kineseology (McReynolds).
You're not a geek, you're a dork.
Sufficiently subtle.
Updatedit.
Travis' Colder as a rap video.
A file folder trapped in a piece of paper. 9/7/07
Qualified.
4 million dollar transaction on a 5 cent receipt. 8/23/07
Cynical about cynicism...
It was strangely enticing and disgusting. 8/17/07 3:52P
"Autumn Years alzheimers assisted living" WTF?
You forgot about sound.
I love the fresh smell of a light bulb in the afternoon.
Cinnamon is sophistication.
Someone should have copyrighted this:
The smell of a bumper sticker. 8/8/07
Factdc.8/8/07
Emanating heat; Comforting cool.8/8/07
When I think of everyone who will never know you, I'm in awe that I do.8/8/07
Peripheral and proprioceptive.8/8/07
Sundry inchoate; makes not sense. 8/8/07 2:08P
'Truth precedes communication."
'Cut ice with hot swords.'
'Diplomats never lie...'
'Cash in on your personality!'
Unnatural daffodil.
8/5/07 1:58
You've been awarded the patent for stupidity. 8/1/07 3:42P
It looks exceptionally nice today. 7/30/07 4:37P
I take jokes seriously. 7/30/07 4:29P
Baskin Robbins is actually a great ice cream name if you think about it. 7/30/07 4:00P
My disbelief in them made me just like them. 7/31/07
Little black plastic trim. 7/31/07
Frickin' blinkin' lights. 7/31/07
The days when a big gulp was looked forward to. 7/31/07
Forget that.8/2/07
When will they tire of the internet.
un-judging judgment.7/26/07
Dismissed for failure to state a claim.7/24/07
"Not only ought not."
"Whilst only just over."7/24/07
Silent Night is the Spring of Christmas.
Not enough money to mean anything.
Drive me slowly.
Attracted to trolleys.
Consistency and spontaneity.
Inconclusive proof of cooties.
The gift of nothing.
Ducks love bread.
these.
Automatic car washes are frightening.
It's so easy not to think.
I miss recess.
An array of hummingbirds adorns my travels.
Karl Marx is one crazy mofo!
Repel attraction.
Subtly sextual.
The president still has to put his own pants on. And if he doesn't, how embarrassing.
Not subtle enough.
The echostar of remotes.
Viscereality is back.
Truck wheel rock window.
Thesis on the effectivness of blowing on your food.
How it's possible to drink that much root beer is beyond me.
Acclimating to american life.
What I want and my fans want always seems to coincide.
EZ Instant.
Guilt pangs.
Berating men for their natural inclination to notice and appreciate a well formed women is like saying you shouldn't like your iPod because it's well designed.
Credit Cards are the ultimate anti-panhandling excuse.
"Spare some change?" "Sorry, only have VISA."
Everyone's excited exiting Ikea. But once they get home with the box, sadness ensues.
I speak in novels.
Top 10 worst Top 10.
A coffee addiction is no laughing matter.
"Default ubiquity version."
Facts.
Give Christians a better story (with a time machine).
"A 21st Century School System."
It's hard not to participate in hypocrisy.
Forgotten compilations.
To contemplate yourself is circular.
The precision with which we forget.
I ask for the wisdom to know the repercussions of what I ask for.
It's getting to where you can't appreciate architectural art without raising suspicions of terrorism.
I don't pull thought from the realm.
"A sock puppet told us it made perfect sense to ship bulk pet food around the country by air..."
A spot.
A bottle of bear honey and a nut bar (unilaterally wrong.)
You, Me, and a Multinational Corporation.
As an adult you forget the importance of summer as a kid.
Buy yourself a gift certificate.
Nothing +s up.
Paper wobble.
Bunk!
I filed a suitcase against tv.
Please make your Privacy Policy more interesting, PayPal.
Certain considerations to take into account.
Apartments do not have 'buzz': note that glennwood.
Alcohol massages the mind; "takes the edges off"
If you lose your fascination with life, you've lost life.
Pop-Tarts, Yes.
New Rule: In theatres singles must shack up.
Autonomy is an inner angle thing.
"Together, we will stop _________."
doubtful.
Watching animals gives you the right to do nothing.
Desearch.
It wastes life.
Explain this.
Rove in a laundromat.
In retrospect, I shouldn't have read that magazine.
Huge misunderstanding.
"That's a bunch of poppycock."
"LCKYD*G"
Co-worker personality deficiency compliment.
Mall Cart: It won't work.
Couldn't care less.
I had cut her off and then driving slowly almost cuased her to miss the light.
Hardcore old-school.
Riding on nitrogen.
Invisible expenditure propulsion.
Disembodied impression.
Police car speeding; cars moving aside.
Every person I see, I see an organism and an orgasm.
Like a smoking lounge for doctors.
Well kempt anger.
Don't worry, it's just depression.
Detention.
The piano between 2 harleys.
TV = magic box.
Disoriented but determined.
Competitive planet sales.
Wrapped in a rocket.
Tastebud callgirl.
Gushing.
Witness learning.
Sprintica.
Dolphin ice cubes.
APB.
US Citizenship.
The amount of sense it makes.
Packaged air.
Fake ambulance.
Cheap dustpan.
Savvy, but flakey.
How not to be president.
Sweep.
Space efficient, and easily accessible.
Stoplight zoom across parallel passing cars into the inner curve. Makes sense, visually.
When I want time to go by fast, I turn my laptop battery on.
The vividly imagined idea of an atom bomb exploding in your vicinity creates an appreciation of life.
Let me put a thought in your head, you think about it, and then let me know what you thought. Ok, I'm done.
Cleanliness is friendliness.
News is a meaning factory.
Free mattress: Sex was never had on.
Deluged.
No one likes cleaning a can opener.
Narrative for a clean microphone head.
Lutheran church spikes, no good for skydiving.
A&J Patriot Towing: Because there's nothing more American.
What, if anything, has ever been...
I try to understand the Scion, I do.
The space here is sacred.
Loved by beauty.
Everyone believes they're right. You admit they're wrong.
An eloquence to its effort.
As unjudging of a friend as nature.
Articulatory abilities.
Rice Cake ripoff.
If only.
Smoke and mirrors.
Epic in a way that can't be explained.
POW! Termite Control.
1 2/5th: My favorite fraction.
Convenience as superpower.
Fame catapult upon you.
Est. Today.
You have the hottest body, and all I want to do is play ping pong.
It's amazing that advertising works.
Content to keep consuming.
Orchestrated little digits.
Skirted around the lesson.
Thought interrupting itself.
Certain.
Ladder that didn't make it.
The entire context is corrupt.
You feel like a fax.
Chevrolet is French.
No political affiliation.
It's as difficult to resist what feels good as it is to endure what feels bad.
Nervous fingers.
Swiss milk pirate.
Bird in a supermarket.
It tidily hides data.
Tetherball league.
You have to sleep to stay awake. You have to eat the earth to live on earth.
$4,000 further in debt.
Falsetto.
A blowout at 70 while hydroplaning.
Awareness by thought.
The fact that life could end at any second is sobering, and exciting.
Don't complicate. Keep simple.
All anything is is a way to find content of interest.
So this is the point where I distill all I've entertained.
Up at 5 for once.
Force subtlety process.
Neither you, nor I, realize the extent to which all of our lives are connected.
U-Turn only.
Unfortunately, it's not an important piece of information.
1, 0, off, on, yes, no.
What the eff ever.
Child's square peg toy.
Fortunately, that's just the way it seems.
Nothing like kindness emphasized by the lack.
Brown Zune on a widescreen bed.
Foil don't hold heat.
It's Rice, and it's Crispy!
Watching television has caused me to appreciate being unknown.
Too nice to tell the truth.
Giving away attention, and feeling alone.
What we're fighting is the sense of lost hopefulness.
The safety of fantasy.
Confining assessments.
Reasons better than moral.
An argument against meaning for the sake of cautionary illumination fails on every front.
The internet is essentially Second Life.
Generally genuinely.
You're alive, and that's all you need to know.
Immunization of an article.
I'm surprised it doesn't surprise me.
The shade of a tree.
There's an arrogance in recognizing arrogance.
The pretentious recognition of pretention.
Caretakers of the impressionable, and
The wheel.
Trying to make sense of dirt.
You're the President of the United States of America; have some respect.
Agreement can be argued for.
The most information in the least number of words.
A cop car u-turn.
You have your health.
My school work is my best work.
Selling points have become the rejection of prior selling points.
Kraft caramel.
Information exchange.
Boy dies from toothache.
Spokesman speaking spin: "He has said he does not recall."
Romanticism in anger.
15 hour days for weeks is like a diamond mine for ideas.
Anything at the right angle, and in the right light.
What is space, but nothing.
Don't buy GAL brand manufactured elevators. FYI.
If there weren't so many people with them, I'd find normal cars more unique.
I filled out one hell of a lot of paperwork.
These are the sounds of words.
Wall socket ghosts.
Mail.
Driving a house.
Stapled. Substapled. Snap.
I never noticed bottled water before 1998.
The elevator door button.
How come no one ever hijacks a keebler truck?
The throwawayability of a dollar.
Like, I think, I mean, um, you know.
No qualms.
A church for people like you.
Reluctant.
There's little space to speak in this society.
Sleep is the closest to meditation some people get.
Political positions to preserve.
Part of the fun of life is there are things you will never say to each other.
Africa kicks Texas' ass.
Lusamerica Fish.
Entropy vs. Life.
Porsche pollution.
For an unscented soap, Dove has scent.
FDIC Revenue.
Understand something about color contrast.
Sense is incapable of perceiving that which creates it.
Your show is not a hit.
And neither is your song. Smileys
I
you.
Sunscreen conspiracy.
I could fly out of here on the dot.
Keyboard recorder.
Unthoughtful gift.
Essentially, you assign an ID to everything.
Forgiving of expressions of anger.
Tell us why you like it.
Nice, but doesn't know how to navigate a stop sign.
God always says the same thing.
So logical it hurts. But works.
As though the most primary part wasn't the fact we all live together.
Fantasy.
What a good night's sleep will do you.
Dr. Tatoff
TV/VCR Repair.
Do not inundate.
Running yellow lights.
Nice floor.
Trading cards for anything.
Concision.
How can you rate this on day one.
Focus pulled apart.
A small hair in your food is not gross, it's endearing.
Why act like you weren't meant to be alive.
Liquid Drano™. The easiest way to pour $7 down the drain.
enticeification
Lights out elevator.
Sugar sanctioned by society.
A certain respect for personal travesty.
Dysfunctional design.
Snow font.
Font differentiation for ones and zeros.
Thought is the binding of awareness.
The intense irony.
It caresses your teeth.
Nike kit kite.
Disdain for doing things.
Compulsive need of completion.
If you don't just let the words bounce off you.
The purpose of high definition is to convince your senses something is real.
A power packed note.
Not that everything doesn't have its place.
Until your memory crashes.
If you could see the future, it wouldn't make any sense.
My heart felt inverted.
Trying to find a seat above science.
There are things that everyone thinks about, and no one talks about.
The birth of the presently unbelievable.
When will we have gathered enough information.
When I think of all the money I've dumped into the flossing industry. tears.
"The attempt to understand totality by breaking it down is clearly the characteristically contradictory approach of the ego to everything."
The future is art.
What makes holidays great, is that large quantities of people agree on them.
Like minded.
You don't want to help people. You want there to be no people to help.
Happy New Year!
You just don't understand.
Living in a Mercedes.
Benign sources of income.
Neverending train wreck.
Suit reality to your needs.
Really good at guilt.
Sensate.
Who would you be without where you've been?
I let music speak for me.
2 o'clock, on the dot.
Impatience is insistence on need.
You are always told what you already know.
If I was into keeping things, you'd be kept.
The less you know about people, the more you know who they really are.
All the stores in the world.
I don't trust soy.
A flock of birds.
The decision making keychain told me not to buy it.
That turn and I are in sync.
Saks Fifth Avenue.
4 5 6
Over sensitive assisted steering.
A ten year gap between you and the car in front.
Patented new car smell.
Less sodium fritos.
Imitation vanilla.
Stop saying syncopated.
Everyone wants someone beautiful to tell them they're beautiful.
The selection of Georgia Pacific paper towel dispensers.
Computers and the internet are examples of what logical thinking is capable of.
Millions of parts manufactured by thousands of companies employing a hundred thousand different people, culminating in an interactively seamless operation to bring this text to your awareness.
And any errors along the way are purely the problem of illogical thinking on the part of the people.
Problem solved.
New product smell.
"Creation must substitute for its cause."
Simple stupid. Complex. Simple smart.
The other way around.
Sex is so great, it creates people.
Hardly anybody ever on it.
The metaphorical irony of being rewarded for punishing oneself.
The sound of a snowball smacking a sweater.
That which creates measurement is immeasurable.
Well under way.
Quality of information disappearing in the sea.
The difference between balance and mediocrity.
Something about singles.
Involuntary participation in other people's meanings.
Attention, approval, authoritarianism, awareness, apathy, atrophy, action, adjustment, achievement, awe.
"The last thing I remember I don't know."
The invisible behind everything.
Some knowledge is worth more than others.
Politics is the literal reflection of us.
Insanity achievement.
You can't say infinite without finite.
Funny how you need nothing.
The wall of technology.
Email is passing notes for adults.
"You stole fizzy lifting drink!"
America's tire company.
Neither too big, nor too small.
An automatic stream of thoughts.
Conducive colors.
Qualified immunity.
Irrational reasoning.
Learn to love to live.
eesh.
The political system is massive.
A through a mall, is what you are to fear.
Though for purposeful reasons made unclear.
Context.
Glossy shiny reflective sterile modern inoffensive lifeless facade. Seen, but not there.
Science asks question, upon question, upon question, and finds answer, upon answer, upon answer. But it doesn't ask one question, or find one answer.
The other side of the test.
Everything is important, but what comes first?
Via eloquent font.
Who posited the box cutter story.
effin flourish.
Always the other way.
people have ever told you you're perfection.
An encyclopedia of ways you think the world should be.
The innocence of idealism.
A field of feeling.
Innocuous acceptance.
A devil is just an angel in need, and neither exist.
Just wait until you grow up.
I can't believe I couldn't care less.
The focal point of attention.
The movement
of the mind.
This is not here.
"Unity in diversity"
Everything works seamlessly. Even the way things don't work.
Flourishing
barrier of senses
You can't understand ridicule.
You're not fully seeing what you're seeing.
Cynical, atrophied, jaded, and hopeful.
The scent of diet coke.
Humanity is a lesson in confusion.
Critique is the profession of wisdom without performance.
Catered cars.
Feel bad about feeling bad.
Feel bad about feeling good.
A lot of these people with their ridiculous ideas from the eighties are still around.
Turn totally around.
The New Radicals business model.
Enter greenery.
Cute, clever, cynicism.
They do this, but they don't do this.
A piano key shape in sound.
Miami dolphin.
The necessary next step.
Living in a Ferrari.
The influence in the chorus.
True
Political sidewalk street waving to strangers is an inappropriate appropriation of the art of introduction.
If it can all be like this, there is no reason it can't all be some other way.
Reserve serious consideration.
The weird feeling you get upon being pulled over by the police is a mixture of anger, resignation, and relief from unconsciously knowing the odds of being pulled over in at least the next week, and most likely the next 6 months is nil.
Development.
If you ever come into possession of a large amount of money, give at least 1 dime to all the people you know, that way they never say "I or (s)he didn't get one dime."
Doing good is the only truly important thing in life.
Good is context related.
You can always kill yourself, but why not do everything you want first.
Turn your eyes and focus off.
The 2 is just a backwards 5 and 6 is just an upside down 9. Whoever invented numbers was 20% lazy.
Paper airplane fidllohwwing (<--intentional nonsense)
Giving tickets is not the greatest job.
The NSA should use their domestic eavesdropping program to find kidnapped children.
Suffering is incorrect.
People will pay and appreciate you most for your imagination.
Without meaning
Life is meaningless
What adds up
We, are words.
Whispering, the long long... story
Hopping sand specks.
Raise your hand if you want to run the world.
Every thing we have not thought.
Force is source.
Grass.
Wrapping paper angles.
Envelopes are sophisticated repackaging machines. That's why you like opening mail.
If you could really be someone else, you would never know it.
Not everything goes here.
Grocery bag angel.
Cherry tree chopping.
Everyone's playing pretend stranger.
You spoke that incorrectly in your mind talk telepathy.
Yoga brownie.
In pairs.
Smooth, sharp, gradiated, curved, warm, firm, soft, and safe.
Offensivelessness.
Thoughts in prison, with no dream of freedom.
Do you feel guilty for every thing you throw away?
Admit weakness and strength.
Everything is theoretical.
A single vitamin deficiency.
The single most socially paralyzing position put forth and declared as truth by modern science is that there is an objective difference between the subjective and the objectively observable. If one believes the latter then one must accept that subjectivity in and of itself is an objective truth, and if it is - it is most certainly definable, and the distinguishment between the two is therefore fundamentally non-existent.
I like the fake syrup.
We need a picture:
The spirit, behind the word.
When you think of everyone you know & love, and everyone they know & love, and everyone they know & love...
Angry at acronyms.
Idle participation.
Moving in every direction at once.
There is no truth in declaring there is no truth.
Your perception is made up of your thoughts. Some of which you don't know you're thinking. Some so big you can't wrap your other thoughts around them. You think you know what you're thinking.
A funnel cake maker.
If you're not careful, you can spend 30 minutes cooking fucked up rice. Soy sauce may save it.
Lost meaning:
The parallels between pro and anti ________ are equal to the parallels between pro and anti, use.
Car designers, architects, and construction workers exhibit enormous control over the environmental picture.
To get things done, you need agreement.
Or, disagreement, and a lot of force.
Serious modern issue: "I don't like how he fills our recycle bin up."
The flap of a bird's wings.
If you have no expectations, everything surprises you. Try having no expectations.
You try running a billion dollar corporate empire and keeping your soul.
Try not, and not being cynical.
Audiophiles should be contracted ..., .
A good song makes you feel good. Another good song makes you feel good too. Too bad you can't listen to two good songs at once and feel twice as good. It only works with techno.
Please park straighter.
Someone once said to me "I love being alive". Having heard this I thought inside, this is an unassailable truth and better than my hate, and I adopted it. Though life looked incomprehensible, I said, "I love being alive". In pain I said "I love being alive". In doubt I said it too. One day, not any in particular, I realized I never really loved life. That day, I began to love being alive.
People have been nothing but good to me.
Toll roads steal your money and you do nothing about it.
Music rhymes differences away.
The system determines everything.
The media is obsessed with polarization.
Or are they?
Street corner political endorsements.
Dick Mount Joy for U.S. Congress.
Buy a loan.
I get along amazing with colds.
Overpowering sign spinners remembered more than their advertisements.
Nothing makes sense to me, so I do things that make no sense, and your reaction to them makes no sense either.
Dull, dark, and frightening is meaningless.
The problem is not that fast foods are bad for us, it's that they taste better than the discipline necessary to refrain from eating them.
We act like eating's not weird. Like sleeping is not odd. As though being alive in the 21st century is normal. We know there is no way.
The way we understand words is not the way God understands words. Therefore, we do not understand even the word God.
Everyone is tired of sales pitches and salespeople.
In all cases the claim of 2 sides to a story is made up.
I'll be staying at the staybridge.
It takes quite a person to not let shit rain on their parade.
Awful commercials inform you where and who not to buy from.
Often I pretend the gas pedal in my automatic car is a gear shift.
Most company careers defy the definition.
Willy Wonka.
I used to think I had to find a way to appreciate everything. Some things however, seem fundamentally valueless. I thought I had it figured out until I realized death metal music sounds like a garbage disposal - set to a beat. And how rap music sounds like a supermarket shopping cart with a skipping wheel.
And that's appreciable.
The fact that a photo of earth has been taken from space by a camera made from materials from earth, and then brought down to earth, printed on materials from earth, and distributed around the earth, means we are ridiculously obsessed with getting outside of things.
Your smile is all you got.
This week's worst corporate tagline: Mazda "Get in. Be moved."
Last week's worst corporate tagline: Hilton "Travel should take you places."
Worst corporate tagline of all time: Tampax "Period."
There is nothing in the world I don't own. At this point though everyone is using all of my stuff, or safely storing it in giant shopping centers. Damn I'm generous.
Judge not lest ye be judged yourself means Judge yourself good.
Things are ultimately serious and completely fun at the same time.
People regret loss of life because they have no conscious appreciation of living.
Millions of mediocre people think they're better than everyone they're exactly like.
"We put the fun in fundraising."
No. You do not.
Are you fed up with your perception?
That would be the reason.
'Please, no tipping.' is the essence of the corporate aim.
Leaving 'work' at 'work' is for people who hate work.
You have taken the pen for granted.
You have also taken SPAM
for granted.
Lies are true, if you see them for what they really are.
The Tao can be called pointless, meaningless, worthless, and by all standards, it still achieves its goal.
I for one, hate the Tao. But I also don't exist. So. It's an even trade.
Instead of saying you owe fifteen thousand dollars in credit card debt, you should identify objects in your home.
For instance, you owe shareholders you've never met, a jumbo bag of frozen fish sticks. Some days you pay them interest with puffed marshmallows.
Middle class life feels suspiciously pointless.
In most cities, malls are located across the street from hospitals.
Note to critic: Your whole review is useless.
I'm just like you, denying you're just like me.
The apathetic refusal of any thing is the theoretical equivalent of a celestial black hole, located in the center of consciousness. The epicenter of a modern heart.
All actions are invisible.
Acceptance is an invisible word. You see it by seeing through it.
Even in the city the plants look happy.
Is is the only word there is. But by most standards, it's rather stupidly stated.
Birds don't make mistakes.
Your image box pumps out a worldview.
If kids are so innocent, why are they in such a hurry to grow up?
The less you do, the more you do.
Napster, Amazon, iTunes, and la la song samples sound like blotchy low compression jpegs.
Devices don't do anything. Energy does everything.
Energy: Priceless
Mastercard's purchase of Priceless.com: $17
Writing a free Priceless ad for Mastercard: $ Your soul, or, better commonsense.
Why do dogs stick their heads out car windows?
Have you ever stuck your hand out a car window at 50 miles per hour? You know how dogs like being petted? That's how you answer a question with a question.
There was always this nagging feeling everywhere I went, even when things were going well, that something wasn't right. It turned out my vehicle was low on brake fluid.
One thing you can be sure of. In 150 years, we will all be dead.
Your body is made of drugs.
Utilitarian utopianism, despite categorical curtailment, remains interspectacularly idealistic. Dig it?
Peace is like the sweetness of your favorite candy and the health of your favorite food.
We work our whole lives for one moment of peace.
Why the hell not
A white t-shirt for a white heart
Blue jeans for tired legs
White sneakers for resilient feet
A blue jacket keeping the heart warm and safe.
Much like jeans, the clothing industry has ruined socks.
Suncoast's idea of a sale is to mark their products down to the regular prices of their competitors' stores.
This observation however is mostly useless.
$8.54 for a two-pack of canned air, at you know where.
Try shuffle on a six thousand track playlist.
Shampoo your hair with music.
Two burnt fritos in one bag! What gives.
Intentionally un-updated.
There is so much to appreciate.
Kick cars.
Anyone who wakes up should be admired.
Coffee cup + Pen + Pipe = Middle Class Sophistication.
You have no idea what you're looking at.
Always sleep in clothes you would look presentable in, in case you sleep through a fire, and firemen must remove you from your bed involuntarily; in which case, you will want to look your best with the onlookers.
Limousines with self-advertising defeat the purpose of prestigiousness.
Black and White have too much of a monopoly. And Gray is like their evil child.
Single use car horns would increase critical thinking.
The difference between you and the president. Nothing.
Honesty is the only thing we control.
7UP is now 100% natural. Finally, after all these years, and my fighting for it. Damn it tastes good.
And though it will cost you your democratic (or republican) soul, (and all your demographic history), they will no longer give you a free 2 litre bottle.
America, where else.
In other 'answer to the meaning of life' worthy food promotion news, Oral-B would like you to have a free head of lettuce (up to $2.99 in size) for buying their toothbrush. It just seems right, doesn't it.
The simple solution to the world's problems lies in the hotel 'do not disturb' sign.
Statistically, guys named Jason are 86% more likely to have a Christian religious experience, than any guys named anything else.
The fine print on the 'Have you seen me?' cards, reads: Postal Service Regulations require that this address card be delivered with its accompanying postage paid SHARED mail advertisements. If you should receive this card without its accompanying mail, please notify your local postmaster.
1. Yeah, like I'm gonna do your work for you.
2. This is backwards.
Inevitable conclusion: By postal standards, advertisements are more important than lost children.
When someone asks 'if you could wish one thing, what would it be', the correct answer is: "For all the missing kids in the world to be found."
Keep that in your wallet for later use.
We're too content to take 'may' on our cereal boxes.
Being alive is so strange.
Sometimes, I can't believe how completely unaware I am, of it.
The way I see things...
...which is really quite difficult.
I sometimes greet bank security guards by giving them the old spontaneous trigger finger of recognition; which I think, keeps them on their toes.
In the spirit of flowers.
I believe essential truths can be summed up in simple sentences.
See.
Everyone is right. Only thought is wrong.
You can either see through your thoughts, or you can see through them.
Fast food is an addiction, with 1% of the guilt.
The human brain is incapable of remembering an umbrella. Some umbrellas are nice enough to prompt asking the alleging owner for a description.
One nice thing about being sick is the deliriousness.
Surround sound doesn't impress me.
Consolidated conversation from 2012:
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Decisions from conditions with exclusions and restrictions.
Human or alien, until you're fascinated with experience, you're simply screwed.
The Holy Bible, and a handful of Dirt.
You can hate life, or you can love life, or you can trade it all in for what's behind door number three.
Nothing has changed between the beginning of the universe and now.
This Self-Help quote of the second!! brought to you by 'Ours'
"If flowers turn, throw them away."
taste
The novelty of teleportation, would wear off.
Words for what with which you wish you will.
You think paper should be priced higher, don't you.
Isn't Amazon.com's new Buy Now button, soft, shiny, and dare I say, sexy!
It's like, the Adriana Lima of shopping cart buttons.
In conversation, everything I say that you disagree with, I meant the way you see it, and everything you agree with, I meant exactly that way.
Is that pandering or perfection?
Being alive is cool.
Not realizing you're alive, is uncool.
I think for Christmas one year, someone bought the President battleship, and that was a bad call. This year I will mail him the game of 'Life'. I will play him first. I bet you he'd win though, being the oil tycoon and all.
No one can top Milton Bradley's bipartisanman ship...
My interview with Milton Bradley on Iraq:
we
'd
your
with our admittedly, challenged
but that was really the Parker Brothers' fault, what with their
Here's the thing.
Everything said means something. Only everything also means nothing. So, to summarize, everything + something + also = nothing. See. Also makes it possible. Kinda like a car commercial. The confusing part is that you try to understand at all.
Those new tic tac 'bold's have an amazing aftertaste. And in this case, amazing meaning awful. Unless that's what bold tastes like.
This link may die soon.
Word of advice, nothing you see means anything. Now, doesn't that make you feel better!?
Don't blame me, Jesus said it.
Look! It's today.
What's with all the cruise ship's sinking? Yeah, you.
Update 03/27/05:Yes! Finally, some in-depth coverage, albeit on the BlogCritic channel.
The congregation to MySpace is the best thing to ever happen to the world. Next milestone, all freely entering each other's houses.
If the rate of diminishment of the average attention span is accurate, in 2012 you will have left this page before finishing this paragraph. And that would be unfortunate, because it ends with, I would like to buy you a funnel cake.
You can't quantify words!
I love unhappy people.
When someone says to me "Dreams don't mean anything.", I say to them, "Whatever the f#&*, are you talking about."
Haven't we had enough of "personality"?
Well thought out sentence.
Be angry as hell, but do it in a cool (life fulfilling) way.
Nothing means anything. Everything means something.
Encourage The Foundation for a Better Life to make life better by stopping the airing of their movie theatre advertisements. Success, achieved!
Sue the owner of the parking lot where your car was towed, basing your case on the literal language of the sign.
Reject all fundamental categorizations.
Things are much better connected.
But categorizing, that's much better. Follow?
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